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HAHAHA horrible cunt
Ancelotti looks like someone’s murdered his family in front of him, and he’s planning his revenge.
That’s his face win or lose.
My face is like this
But can’t think how to do it.
He’s gonna be Sacked 2mora lol
looks like he’s thinkin about how he can get the mafia to kill Mourinho
Brilliant! Let’s hope this knock’s their confidence.
lol funniest picture of the year
This means they will focus more on the league! It will be tough for us in the league after this because Chelsea will be up for it after tonight’s defeat. The Premier League is the 1 that we are really capable of winning this season but it’s going to be tough again. Hope that Chelsea will keep stumble after this defeat!
oh. boy. plz samone help he’ up… oh der.. i’ts 2222let”’ hehe
r O f L !!! JOSE MOURINHO SHOULD BE A MOVIE DIRECTOR…..HIS MASTERPIECE DOGBAG GOT ROBBED TONIGHT BY HIS TEAM WOW EPIC FAIL
THE CHEATERS GOT CHEATED
ROFL CANT STOP LAUGHING
He looks like that piss head that used to rule russia!! Good ol Boris..
Priceless..all that money down the drain..
LOL, thanks for publishing guys. Feel quite honoured, to be honest. I am Clarkey101, btw, if you didn’t guess.
He’s thinking ” I have no idea what to do”… this cunt mourinho has made me look like a fool!!
Totally opposite. This will dent their confidence and give them added pressure to win the league. Trust me, this will have a negative impact on Chelsea.
Hope so mate!
What a waste of £600m. Ashley wins nothing. Again. Hope you enjoy hearing about your wife begin shagged by Will.I.Am. Loser!
wanted chelscum to win due to fixture list but hoping this is a stumble preceeding the fall!
believe me they not gonna win anything but we will com on gooner
I think Chelsea will collapse now. Their morale will be severely down after this defeat, and besides, this Chelsea squad is not great. A few injuries to Drogba, and they will collapse.
Where do they go from here? Almost everyone in their squad is above 30, and a few are going to retire in some time. Their founder wants them to be well run (i.e no Mancity like spending sprees, buying only after selling) and besides a couple of good players, they have no youngsters coming in. And their stadium seats just 40k. I don’t know much about stadiums et all, but surely they’ll have to change it sometime in the foreseeable future?
There is a respect I personally have for Mourinho regardless of his brash reputation. This result (1-3) says a million things about Mourinho’s tactical finesse. The guy’s good and you can only give him credit.
The way Inter players fought today, I wonder what Maureen says to his players that makes them play like they are going to die. I really admire his man-management skills and I’m really happy Chelsea are OUT. Money is not everything.
Btw, does anyone know for sure if Drogba stamped on Motta or not?
haha shame on chelsea, out classed, out fought tonight chelsea should have stuck with mourinho, he had it planned from the day he left chelsea he said i will get chelsea in the CL and i will beat them, thats what he did, i am unbeaten at stamford bridge, he still is, time to rant on some chelsea blogs, COYFG!
Sack him and appoint Phil Brown
@ Fabgooner, yeah he did stamp on the Motta, listening to Talksport now, Collymore is talking shit about Chelsea now. Well rather them than us lol.
Count van Anchalotti!
looks like a fuckin axe murderer.
Whos got the bleus now eEh??????
Not us i say!
I took this quote from a chelsea bog site. Their fans are calling for regime change!
its true this is Jose’s home,he knows it.Well we’ve lost our air of invincibility.Even arsenal’s kids can hold their heads high since our experience couldnt.
CUNTFACE look about him.
2 bad i wanted to beat them in the final.
He looks like Joseph Fritzl`s long lost brother LMFAO.
He looks like the priest from the exorcist. That or Gabriel Byrne’s, you choose…….
Is this not just his normal face????
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I feel this result will help us to win the premierleague trohpy!!
I’m no defender of Chelsea as I hate most of their players, especially Drogba and the English players. That said I have respect for Ancelotti, seeing as he was very gracious in defeat to the ‘Special’ Needs tonight, and he usually looks like he does in the picture, even when Chelsea win.
his expressions r fake like the thing between his legs
Ancelloti remember you in support of babies cannot win any but arsenal will surprise any enemy on these earth.ancelloti your face look like morning pupu
I m sorry and nigeria already hire lagerbark or do you mind assistant becouse i know you will be sacked
Thats the look he used to have when inter would wipe the floor with AC Milan. Diffrent teams same result.
ancelotti must b like… assholes atleast win on ur home ground.. chelsea was still playin for ‘JOse’
Nice Hair!!!! LMFAO
Big spender with little success to achieve! it is up to him to decide …his future else where; Chelsea is gone case. No more chance for his mild career!!!!!!!!!!
your having a laugh
All that money
n still no class
Chelsea has welcomed the ruining pedigree similar with that of Real Madrid after Del Boshe- (the cup winning envoy in early 2000). May the Chelsea community thank the vision of Roman Abromovich’s authority to write off Jose Mourinho equally as real Madrid did to Del Bosh.
this is the moment he stopped chewing his gum, was thinking ” I need my fucking cigarettes!” and thought about his next meeting with Roman. Game over for him and Hiddink is out of the picture ho ho ho! Christmas came early.
Can you hear the Chelsea sing? Noooooooo! Nooooooooo! Can you hear the Chelsea sing? Nooooooo! Nooooooo! Can you hear the Chelsea sing? I can’t hear a fucking thing! Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
a facebook friend of mine posted this on my wall after i reminded him of CL:
“why, cos you know your getting owned
you shouldnt go to spain too. cos barca beat you in champions league final a few years back.
you shouldn’t go to england, cos this season i recall man united beating you, sunderland, us (total domination, 5-0 together),”
-i m still laughing on his style!
hes giving terry the evil eye cause he just found out that terry is hitting on Mrs Ancelotti…
Ancelotti is a good guy – too bad he chose Chelsea – don’t be unfair with him
hahahah john terry knocked over a chelsea security staff in his car, i think that defeat has affected him and will therefore affect the whole team hahahahahha
not sure this will be a good thing for arsenal.. as the chelski will have 1 less distraction… got freed up to 4 games. so they’ll fully concentrate on premier league and FA cup…
another one bites the dust
yeah chelsea will rape the league now i’m afraid.
hopefully manU and these scum will take a couple points off eachother when they meet, but i can’t see anyone else taking points off either team.
2/3 points isn’t much, not this season anyway. I don’t think we need to be concerned about the other 2 dropping points, its making sure we win our games that’s problem. I think if we do win them all then whatever happens we can be proud that the team did all it could. Also a sneaky feeling that it’d mean we’d won the league.
Ancelotti: One dosis of his proper medicine…great Inter defending yesterday, and they made better game than Chelski, so, perfect if Barcelona is eliminated today, and very good if Special One comes to England.
Classic! Hopefully now they are brought down a peg or two. Drogba? where was he all game? He was Bloody useless, and goes to show they rely on key players to provide all the magic. The rest were just so average. ‘King Gillingham F.C could have beat them that night.
holy cow !! we got barca !!!!
Man UTD get lucky again wtf i still feel we can beat inter if we get past barca.
u mean WHEN we get past Barca
hmmmmm, dno wether being home 1st is an advantage or disadvantage?
Gonna be a tough game but could be the making of some of our players. If they really want to be the best then now is their opportunity to test themselves against the BEST out there right now.
Barca do have weakness’s at the back as exploited by Stutggart in the first leg, but they never fully took advantage, we have to make EVERY chance count against this lot!!!!!
The annoying thing is that we do better at home and as the first leg is at home we might not get as motivated to really attack Barcelona in the first leg than if we were playing to overturn the tie in the second leg at home
messi is going to love playing against us.. so much space, up against clichy, i cant see arshavin tracking back much so it will be 1v1 unless song or diaby come across to help out.
we are just gonna have to hope we have some sort of advantage from the first leg and somehow no concede.. comeee on arseenaaal
We will beat barca and anyway we got further than the chelski scum
Legends Return = Sol Campbell = We beat Pompey
= Rob Pires = We beat Villareal
= Paddy Vieira = We beat Juve
= Titi Henry = You r next Titi
If Arsh is fit, he roast Alves for all day long but Arsh must track to avoid Messi and Alves doubling on Clichy.
Same tactics against Porto at Home is needed, play combination players [ala Arsh, Ros, Nas NOT Theo] get them to play in-between the CB and Fullback [narrow] and as the fullback overlap them, it forces the the wingers [Henry, Messi] to do more defending like [Varela & Hulk] until the coach told them not to track back and subsequently had 15mins good spell.
Away, let Theo open his legs on the counter.
Imagine henry scoring against us???
Imagine fabregas scoring against them
henry wouldn’t celebrate.. i would hope not anyway
oh dear, I aint sure about this….we’ll end up playing them eventually even if we did keep winning…were not gonna win either way. Barcelona are just ridiculously good
I just hope we dont lose the home game
I’m well looking foward to Messi vs Campbell one-on-one……Messi will have to be arrested after raping Sol for 90 minutes!
Can’t see us causing Barca too many problems to be honest. They’ll soak it up at the Emirates and punish us on the counter. I don’t even want to think about what might happen at the Nou Camp.
Barcelona.. one of the toughest if not the toughest opponent on the continental level. Certainly a match to watch but I’m afraid Messi will rape us. We have to, and I mean we HAVE TO win the home match if we are to have any chance of progressing, cause I can’t see us beating them at Camp Nou. I’m afraid Clichy will mess it up, just hope that somehow Vermaelen can be at his very best and stop Messi. Henry would relish facing us also but again returned legends always suffer defeats (Vieira, Pires). I would say 2-1 for Barca at Camp Nou and we will beat them 1-0 at Emirates.
Guys.keep our self-belief. It’s a wastage talking about Barca and stuffs that they have and at the same time we abusing our team. I am confident that we will beat Barca!!
@ Jack, bloody moron, Spud in disguise.
@ JACK, get OFF
they key to winning the barca tie is that we should try to keep them away from getting a goal at the emirate….like wat we did to ac milan 3 seasons ago…and we get to camp nou, song and diaby need to work extra hard on messi like flamini did to kaka in that game…and we should be patient as well and wen the game will be about 10 minute to end, cesc will the the magic again at the camp nou i believe….hard work and patience we let us get over barca….
i wanted to either draw united or barca and we got barca. what arsenal fan doesn’t want to watch the two best teams battle it out at the grove? I have had offers for my ticket already but this is a once in a life time match, i can’t wait.. the place will be buzzing. messi and henry at our stadium, wow. we should win the first leg.
Frustrated that theo doesn’t start again. Not really fair on him. He’s been making big impacts off the bench and had a great game in his last start yet he hasn’t started since. Thought he would today especially with a home game. Bit unfair on him I feel. Rotation with nasri and arshavin should be the way
ht 1-0 man vermaelan red we need him
atleast chelsea dropped points today
Can’t blame Liverpool for yet again more dodgy reffing. It looks like ManU’s title as neither us or Chelsea can play with 12 men.
why u gone? everythin allrite?
this ancelloti thread has been stuck here for ages…is that chris on holiday?
hi chris are you still alive?comeon man we need your ideas!!!!have you guys heard henry on skysports news.he was almost in tears …he doesnt want to face arsenal!!!what a legend!!!dont worry thierry whatever happens you’ll always be the gunners prodigy,always welcome to your spritual home and for me always the best!!! i still think we will beat barca!!! it will be a fantastic match at nou camp.i predict a 2-1 win at the emirates and a draw at nou camp.
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